She bangs, she bangs

American Idol auditions are happening here in St. Louis this weekend. This is my chance....to make a complete ass of myself on TV. I've always wanted to do that. Seriously, the only people who get on, of the thousands who show up and wait in line, are the ones who are kickass good or who are laugh-out-loud awful. I guess I'll have to try and be laugh-out-loud awful. Does anybody have the words to "Wind Beneath My Wings"?