Return to the scene of the crime

Off to see the Sox play the Cardinals tonight, first time seeing the Hometown Crew since their big WS win. Perhaps you heard about it? First time in 86 years? Yeah, that one.

Anyway, we've got some seats in the center field bleachers which should be excellent. Kia will certainly enjoy looking at Johnny Damon's butt all night. And maybe we'll catch a home run, who knows? Check me out, I think it's on ESPN. And let's hope they can win at least one game after getting steamrolled in the past two. Yeeesh.

It's probably just that the Sox are recuperating after their "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" makeovers. I'm telling you, their scruffy hair and unkempt appearances help them win! The "Queer Eye" guys are sabatoging my team! Blah!