This is where I live

I love The Onion for many things. In particular, I enjoy the little map with fictional news blurbs from various parts of the country. A snippet from one this week that featured St. Louis:

FLORRISANT, MO—Planners of an abortion-clinic bombing were forced to postpone due to a scheduling conflict with the Blue-Collar Comedy Tour at the Savvis Center in nearby St. Louis.

Get 'er DONE!