Smarter than the average bear
You can't make stuff like this up...
Bear breaks into campers cooler, bear drinks one can of Busch, bear rejects it for Ranier beer, bear proceeds to drink 38 Raniers, then pass out.
Take that, Anheiser-Busch. Even bears know what a good beer tastes like.
Anyone ever heard of Ranier beer? Is this a west coast microbrew or something?
I can see it now. Before long, frat boys at U Washington will be instituting "Bear Day", where you have to drink 38 beers in a day, without passing out.
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Ranier Beer is definitely not a microbrew. I've never seen it in anything besides 40oz Bottles (although in WA they may come in regularly sized portions). Ranier's about 8.5%, and it knocks you on your ass. Tastes better than OE, not as good as Mickey's, and about the same as Steel Reserve.
Noah
Rainier is sort of like a microbrew.
In that it's beer. That might be the only similarity.
It does, indeed, come in normal, can-sized portions, and it's actually only about 4.63% ABV.
It's wicked good. West coast swill, if you will.
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