I never thought you could put a price on human life, but...
I am worth $1,758,850.
The breakdown says that I got $200,000 for being male, which I guess is nice. I landed myself $30,000 for having average style and $45,000 for what I believe to be above average sense of humor. However, unless I'm mistaken, I believe having red hair actually COST me $15,000. Wha?? Also, being 180 pounds landed me $0. No loss, no gain, just $0. I don't understand.
So, how much are you worth?
4 Comments:
I'm worth more than you. how is that possible. According to our (Dave, neil) competition you're killing me. Strange.
Wait, maybe this isn't an accurate measure of worth. There's a thought.
I've known for a long time that you were worth more than me. No suprise there.
Liar.
Hardly.
I think you should only get $100,000 for being male. I mean, you're really only *kinda* male.
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